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bohemea:

Poop is raining from the ceiling! Poop!
The Office episode 316, Business School

bohemea:

Poop is raining from the ceiling! Poop!

The Office episode 316, Business School

bohemea:
The Office episode 301, Gay Witch Hunt

bohemea:

The Office episode 301, Gay Witch Hunt

Michael: oh no you didn't
Stanley: uh yeah, I think I did

a painting can be beautiful. but I don’t want to bang a painting.

—  Kevin

you run over one person with your car and it’s not even one of the popular ones and everyone gets on your case

—  Michael

Sorry. I’ve got penises on the brain.

—  Dwight

I have decided that I’m going to be more honest. I’m gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ‘cause ‘ol Pamy is gettin’ what she wants. And, don’t call me Pamy.

I have decided that I’m going to be more honest. I’m gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ‘cause ‘ol Pamy is gettin’ what she wants. And, don’t call me Pamy.